Sup, everyone. Today's DEEP THOUGHT comes from the Eastern Corridor of the Grand Library. The Urban Section. The topic is gifted/iftedness. To be "gifted" means to have intellectual ability higher than average. I happen to go to a school for "Gifted Children" although some are more ifted than gifted. Being "ifted" means that you are a "suferior individual"-PWB Dictionary. This means basically that you are a retard. The slang version not the real version. Anyway being ifted is an amazing achievement. It takes serious skill to FAIL THAT MUCH!!! Like today, someone in Math Period 2 farted so loud it was like someone sat on a huge whoopee cushion. IT WAS DURING A TEST TOO! Everyone froze and laughed as the "fartee" turned bright red. He apologized and we all laughed harder. That's an example of "iftedness". Alright my time is up. Join me next week for Depression. Yep its that time again folks.
--Lord Avanton
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