Friday, April 13, 2012

DEEP THOUGHT #4

Greetings followers, today's Deep Thought is from the Southern Section on people. More specifically, annoying girls. Where to begin, where to begin? OK first off to the girls who follow my blog, this is not about you, this is about the certain types who piss me the hell off. I've met a lot of girls and there's always one in their group that manages to piss me off the most. I have categorized them into three types: Stuck-up, Annoying, and Impossible-To-Get. The Stuck-up ones literally sexy and they know it. Pun intended, I really hate this group the most, because they think that they are better than everyone EXCEPT CELEBRITIES! I have met a few and I must, say, If they don't like you they will let you know. The second group is the Annoying girls. There is really no way to combat them except to get all up in their face and tell them to fuck off. Then they go and tell their friends. Then you have a scandal on your hands. The only thing I can tell you is to not tell them anything of use. They feed off of gossip and hopefully if they don't get enough, they'll die. The third group is those Impossible-To-Get girls. They are the stubborn ones where if you don't match every requirement, then you will fail. They are literally waiting for their Prince Charming, or their Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Which, as we know, are UNATTAINABLE!!!! So when they eventually do get married they are always cheating on their husbands'. So yeah. I'm done with my rant but I hope you guys out there found this useful. Remember ALL GIRLS ARE NOT LIKE THIS. MY girlfriend ROCKS!!!!!!! On good days she looks like a million golden drachmas. On bad days she still looks like a million golden drachmas! OK peace out

--Lord Avanton

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