DEEP THOUGHT #7

What's up everyone? This is Lord Avanton coming to you with DEEP THOUGHT #7. This one is one promises. I made a promise to a my girlfriend that I (unfortunately) was not be able to fulfill because of unforeseen family consequences. Luckily she's the forgiving kind that won't chop your head off if you don't keep a promise. I plan on getting her something for her birthday maybe some flowers or chocolates or some jewelery. I really hope for the last one, but I'm currently broke. DAMN YOU SCREEN ACTORS GUILD! Sorry, their's just not a lot of work for undiscovered child actors anymore. The TV shows stick with the tried and true so I never get a chance. OK Back to promises, Merriam-Webster defines a promise as: "a declaration that one will do or refrain from doing something specified." It is also binding, so if you break it, people won't trust you and trust is HUGE in the world. My family's foundation is built on trust. If you don't have trust you have nothing. Alright, my times up. Comment and give me your feedback.

Peace,

Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #6

Yo, what up? Today's DEEP THOUGHT is from the Western Section (Emotions) on love. Yeah, I'm feeling crazily in love and my girlfriend (new one) is driving my insane. Yeah it seems like i go through them like shirts in a growth-spurt. Sorry about not posting in FOREVER, but that's the way it goes over summer (sometimes). So the Beatles said "All You Need Is Love". Well let me tell you, that's  not true. I loved people but still felt empty. Maybe what they meant was, "All You Need is for Someone to Love You". That makes more sense. Love can also hurt as well. When you love someone but can't get over them, it hurts, a lot. I had an experience like that with a Stuck Up Girl (See DEEP THOUGHT 4) named Victoria. This past year, things got a little better. It seems like we're not on each other's hit lists anymore so I'm OK with that. For instance, I've liked my current girlfriend for years now but that didn't do anything at all. Sure it gave me a slightly warm feeling every time I saw her, but other than that, nothing. When I actually confronted her, and she accepted me, that's when I started to feel my heart beating faster every time I saw her. She looks good in everything I've seen her wear and she's the most graceful person I've ever seen in my life. Ok so I think I'm done here. See you all later.

--Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #5.2

OK I'm back and its about COMPANIONSHIP again. I've decided to cut it to a 2-part series, because I really don't have 3 posts worth of material on this subject. OK so now onto being a good friend. I don't have many people that I consider to be a friend, but if you are my friend then you're pretty much family. I would do anything, even put my life on the line, if it was necessary to help a friend. Thus said I have about 3-5 friends. Three of them are girls. Two of them are members of this blog(hint hint wink wink). Yes, you two, you are my actual friends. I find everyone an acquaintance. If the school were attacked(extreme possibility) I would probably make sure they could get away with me. Likewise if they or anyone else was hurt, guess who would be going back to try and find them? Yeah, me. Screw the teachers trying to hold me back, they're my friends. Now some of you might be saying, "You're just saying that. You won't actually do that." You wish. I've done stuff you wouldn't believe. Have you grabbed a puppy off of the street when are car was bearing down on it? How about stopped your crazy, knife-happy cousin from thinking that your uncle's knives are blunt throwing knives.? Don't think so. So yeah, I've gone off topic, but I think that I've made my point. Now I would try to help other people I know. Just not in as drastic ways. OK my time's up. Comment. I want your feedback.

Peace,

Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #5.1

What's up everyone, this is Lord Avanton bringing you DEEP THOUGHT 5. This is a special one because it is the first in a 3-part series on COMPANIONSHIP, which is in the Western Section, Emotional/friendly stuff! OK so lets get started. Now companionship can mean a lot of things. For one it can just be tagging along with someone on a trip, to being in a relationship with someone. I going to talk about the latter and use my girlfriend as an example. My girlfriends rocks my world. When I'm feeling down, one look at her perks my day right up. When I was in New York from Wednesday to Sunday, I couldn't stop thinking about her. The only time I wasn't thinking about her was at a party(typical boy reasoning). So a girlfriend/boyfriend is someone you can tell almost anything to. We haven't gotten there cause she's a grade above me, but it'll happen(hopefully). Having someone that you can tell anything to is immensely satisfying. You can just UNLOAD! I don't suggest you do it everyday. Do it every 5-7 weeks. Do it in turns, let him or her go first and THEN you go. AFTER THEY DO! It's always others before yourself. Take the other person into consideration. Remember, if you love them then let them have the first say. OK, I'm done here. Comment if you want to have more DEEP THOUGHT's like this one.

Peace,

Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #4

Greetings followers, today's Deep Thought is from the Southern Section on people. More specifically, annoying girls. Where to begin, where to begin? OK first off to the girls who follow my blog, this is not about you, this is about the certain types who piss me the hell off. I've met a lot of girls and there's always one in their group that manages to piss me off the most. I have categorized them into three types: Stuck-up, Annoying, and Impossible-To-Get. The Stuck-up ones literally sexy and they know it. Pun intended, I really hate this group the most, because they think that they are better than everyone EXCEPT CELEBRITIES! I have met a few and I must, say, If they don't like you they will let you know. The second group is the Annoying girls. There is really no way to combat them except to get all up in their face and tell them to fuck off. Then they go and tell their friends. Then you have a scandal on your hands. The only thing I can tell you is to not tell them anything of use. They feed off of gossip and hopefully if they don't get enough, they'll die. The third group is those Impossible-To-Get girls. They are the stubborn ones where if you don't match every requirement, then you will fail. They are literally waiting for their Prince Charming, or their Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Which, as we know, are UNATTAINABLE!!!! So when they eventually do get married they are always cheating on their husbands'. So yeah. I'm done with my rant but I hope you guys out there found this useful. Remember ALL GIRLS ARE NOT LIKE THIS. MY girlfriend ROCKS!!!!!!! On good days she looks like a million golden drachmas. On bad days she still looks like a million golden drachmas! OK peace out

--Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #3

Today's Deep Thought comes from the Western Section of the Library, Emotions. Today it's about Depression. Yep, I'm in one of those mood's and its NOT going away anytime soon people. Yeah, I'm depressed, what else is new. My girlfriend and I broke up and she left me for another guy. So after a few hours of listening to depressing music I decided to write this post. Now depression sucks and if you get in it, it takes a lot to get out of it. The list of symptoms are:

Sadness or hopelessness Irritability, anger, or hostility Tearfulness or frequent crying Withdrawal from friends and family Loss of interest in activities Changes in eating and sleeping habits

Restlessness and agitation Feelings of worthlessness and guilt Lack of enthusiasm and motivation Fatigue or lack of energy Difficulty concentrating Thoughts of death or suicide

So if you have those, you're depressed. Now, I think that the reason most people become depressed is because drastic things change in their lives. They could move away from all of their friends, their parents could divorce and they could break-up with their boy/girlfriend. The thing that you need to be careful about is isolation. If someone is too isolated then try to draw them out of their shell. Be friends with the person, make them feel like they're worth it. Even if their reason seems silly, don't criticize. Make see the light and good side of things. The ONLY thing between suicide and person who is depressed is YOU! Anyway, I'm out of my funk so I'll see you with another Deep Thought: Girls.

--Lord Avanton

DEEP THOUGHT #2

Sup, everyone. Today's DEEP THOUGHT comes from the Eastern Corridor of the Grand Library. The Urban Section. The topic is gifted/iftedness. To be "gifted" means to have intellectual ability higher than average. I happen to go to a school for "Gifted Children" although some are more ifted than gifted. Being "ifted" means that you are a "suferior individual"-PWB Dictionary. This means basically that you are a retard. The slang version not the real version. Anyway being ifted is an amazing achievement. It takes serious skill to FAIL THAT MUCH!!! Like today, someone in Math Period 2 farted so loud it was like someone sat on a huge whoopee cushion. IT WAS DURING A TEST TOO! Everyone froze and laughed as the "fartee" turned bright red. He apologized and we all laughed harder. That's an example of "iftedness". Alright my time is up. Join me next week for Depression. Yep its that time again folks.




--Lord Avanton